Oh Daddy, don't you wanna be my soldier?? (Kelis, you a sexy beast) What is with the thrill of having a good shag in public?? Could it be the insatiable thrill of being caught or seen? maybe heard? Or is it just because as humans, that is what we do...WE FUCK??!! Either way, I loves me some sex in public.
For those who are just straight out horny, some wackin off or fingerin is recommended. For those sly mo fo's who want to take it to the next level of naughtyness, oral sex can be finger lickin good! And for those who are jsust dirty dirty, a little exit only action can lead to some backhall BLOP BLOPS! Privacy is so passe--that is an institution for the blane, weak of heart and well...B-O-R-I-N-G!
The fact of the matter remains, everyone should try it. JUST DO IT and DO IT WELL!!
Here are my recommendations on where to boink in the great outdoors. To get you started *W*
1) Movie theatre: Lord knows when they turn off the lights, the fun can begin. Begin with some light patting. OH MY! Some dirty eye contact that says "I see you watching me and I know you want it...but it depends on how you kick your game!" TLC--this is essential! Kids, it does not get much better than a slushie (or Yogurt...you know who you are!!) and a nice wet spot in forming at the bottom of your pants. GOOD TIMES.
2) Intermisson at a Show: Under the assumption that you are attending a production that has either got you mentally stimualted or physically aroused, why not take that and make some good use out of it. The sensation of "rushing" on a performance and then performing yourself on someone is absolutley delicious. Don't always be greedy...please and you shall recieve compensation when you enter the realm of the afterlife--good karma comes to those who are charitable and giving. GIVE GIVE GIVE it to them! When the orchestra strikes back up, or the annoying sounds warns you that the show is about to begin again--finish that job! Don't forget to swallow!
3) Against a tree--and/or in the park: Now this is pure instinctual. MAN make fire! Oh maybe that would work back in the days of the caveman...but honey, I would rather just a bomb diggity orgasm. Tease me, till I loose control! Something about having your ass up in the air (Jesus, I am revealing myself to be a promoter to sodomy quite freely!) and the wind blowing against your lucious bosoms. This is also a great place for you to show your power in the making sexy. Be easy, submit yourself to pleasure and vice versa. And don't forget to be safe and have fun!
Ok, so enough about that raw, layin it down gangstarr shit styles. ThunderpussGeisha...focus.
There is always the sheer joy of when you is feeling someones flow and knowing that you desire to please them anytime and anywhere. Now that is really SEXY. Don't be shy kiddos! Lovin is made to give, unless you En Vogue, then you ain't neva gonna get it. I suppose what all this leads back to is this. Enjoy it! Be naughty and nice and, if you have someone around that inspires you to feel sexual...li da dee...DO IT!! If Venus came out of her shell to get blown, so should you! After all ladies, you are a GODDESS!
I will leave you with this interesting fact...about gay men (in case I have offended them by not calling them GODS--or wait, GODDESSES--I am confuzed):
Public sex is far from a new phenomenon among homosexuals. 15th century Florence was like the San Francisco of Renaissance Italy. Its pederasty subculture was so out of hand that the Uffiziali di Notte (Officers of the Night) court was formed to prosecute sodomites. St. Bernardino of Siena described the sodomites thus during 1424-1427: “the ‘wild pigs’ had special meeting places at special times of the night, and congregated at taverns, pastry shops and barber shops (barbers often acted as pimps).” Some of the locations where boys could be picked included Borgo Santo Apostolo, Calimala Francesca, and Il Tetto de’Pisani. Three-fourths of the men arrested in Florence between 1478-1483 in the age range 19-70 years were unmarried, and some of these men were arrested repeatedly. Too much gay sexin it seems--in da public!
THANKS GAY-PUBLIC MARTYRS!
THANKS GAY-PUBLIC MARTYRS!
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As a fly straight woman that, from time to time, enjoys a little nookie in the bushes, I want to extend a personal thank you to the homosexual community for popularizing some of my favourite activities: dancing to Madonna, promoting the use of lube, making unnecessary expenditures on fashion items, and making fun of ugly people. Keep on trail-blazing, my fabulous revolutionaries!!!
I have discovered a public sex venue more exciting than the subway(University line).
If anyone reads this and is actually interested I'll make it a litle more fun. What's so great about this particular place is that people might think they know. Even if they do and called security, it would be impossible to prove it. So getting caught is a factor, but getting charge is not.
Here are some clues...
1. Retail
2. Loud music
3. Younge staff
4. Full length mirrors
5. Locked door accessed only by
keyholder(employee).
6. Best part.Floor to ceiling room.
If its dark that sets the mood like its a private setting. if your gonna do it in PUBLIC then do it PUBLICLY. you KNOW you wanna get caught cause you want everyone to KNOW that you do it in public and have no SHAME. If you do it and nobody sees then you can tell everyone the story but can they really believe you.
In a movie theatre its dark and everyone is "watching" the movie.
Do it in a place where people are bored and would notice like in a lecture. Oooo in a MATH or ENGINEERING lecture. Those kids aren't paying attention anywys they're just copying notes off the bored and i'm sure they'd like to see how it's done in person. So that one day when they are forced to marry each other they can precreate and make little nerds.
.T.
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