So here is what he has to say against my people.
5. They tilt their heads back and forth when giving attitude, telling a joke, giving instruction, or taking orders.
4. They don't understand when its is appropriate to give comments...usually yelling out their opinion in an exajerated accent...and then repeating it in a softer tone to make sure those around have heard.
3. They call each other by weird baby names...Gigi, papa g, uncle g, bunty, etc...
2. Everytime they dance they think its some kind of Bollywood movie...Women motioning in the air and completing slow full hip movements in large circle formations, or men moving side to side pretending they are moving giant scarves across their shoulders...usually hitting us white people in the head with no rhyme or rhythm.
1. Their B.O. STINKS!!!!
like moldy curry
There bitch. You gave your kind of people a voice. Don't forget I still have the power of the bobble-bobble back-slap! Watch your back T.W.O.
Kiss a cow in a chunnari with your white, pointy cap on, I say! I am sure we can all get along.
Cheers Dace.
2 comments:
This is my disclaimer to people who don't know me...I love brown people...Yes some people think its out of line for a white person like myself to use the term 'brown people' but many people can attest to my love of indian (east or west) culture. I created this as an ironic inside joke for brown people and their admirers...This out of love for Chipati, soca jump up, Desis and people like Kavan, Divya, Parul, Anand, Meera, and all those Guyanese or Trinis too. So break open a bottle of Mango or Guava juice, ginger beer, or creamy Lassi to all those how love them some fish curry, saag, and Naan!
DACE YOU ARE HIGH-LARIOUS! P.S. Don't big up the west indians on my blog...EVER!! LOL Loves ya.
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