tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post6275164406554935425..comments2023-11-28T05:49:43.529-05:00Comments on THE HOUSE OF PROVOCATION: Social Retardation - Oh so Wrong at Wrong BarUnimatrix81http://www.blogger.com/profile/09680415075494792582noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-75771292903284693932009-01-09T00:42:00.000-05:002009-01-09T00:42:00.000-05:00i can't believe that happened. utterly disgusting....i can't believe that happened. utterly disgusting.<BR/><BR/>i would have made the 6oclock news thats for sure.Memoirs of Aneshahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14274975861528781876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-78129075253660784562008-10-15T19:29:00.000-05:002008-10-15T19:29:00.000-05:00when i read the dace's comments it makes me wonder...when i read the dace's comments it makes me wonder if he has a playset of oprah and all her friends? nate, dr. oz, maya, gayle, dr. phil. maybe even a steadman who is not allowed to come in the house.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-70901042083829905792008-10-10T12:53:00.000-05:002008-10-10T12:53:00.000-05:00Parul! That was the funniest story ever!! I guess ...Parul! That was the funniest story ever!! I guess Wrong Bar is called Wrong Bar for a reason....<BR/><BR/>Labels aside (bisexual, homo...lesbian, ambi-sexual) douche-bags are douche-bags and no matter what label you hide behind, people will see right through you...well done and I'm glad that you got out of there unscathed, for the most part.<BR/><BR/>-Jaqlin WAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-57331607686460077832008-10-10T12:50:00.001-05:002008-10-10T12:50:00.001-05:00There's my boy!!! I was waiting for that comment, ...There's my boy!!! I was waiting for that comment, my ethical non-slut!! Yes the man speaks the truth.<BR/><BR/>Love love love...came out her nasty poonie. Yuck.PROVOKEMEinchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00224347968999590628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-42786706912176273632008-10-10T12:50:00.000-05:002008-10-10T12:50:00.000-05:00Folks that wasn't even the half of it...I don't th...Folks that wasn't even the half of it...I don't think Oprul had enough time or patience in her day to document all of it....but the write up on it is hilarious Parul and the comments that followed had me in stiches as well....the woman was crazy ! When we were leaving the club, I yelled to Alex "we'll be back in ten mins", and she shouted back at him, "no half and hour !!"...at that point we should have made a beeline back into the bar. She bought us a shot now she owns our soul !!!! Ahhhhhh !!!! Who is this woman ??!?!?!?! I hope I never see her again ! She was telling me and Parul to open our minds and that we should read a book called "The Ethical Slut"....she has an open relationship with her husband, claims she's 70 per cent bisexual but has sex with her gay 48 year old bff, who she also lets her husband sleep with on occasion and she fools around with men and women on the side...at this point I would nt be surprised if she has sex with dogs and cats....oh and she wants her gay best friend to teach her child how to be a nudist...because everything is about "LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE". She is a strange bird. And the random massage by the hands of the devil fucked up my back !!! She had hands of steele and the strength of 4 men !<BR/><BR/>It was surreal...we literally RAN out of the bar and didnt look back !<BR/><BR/>Randy aka RAIL!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-25234163113088102162008-10-10T08:02:00.000-05:002008-10-10T08:02:00.000-05:00Shaun I miss you sooooooo much...I was rolling on ...Shaun I miss you sooooooo much...I was rolling on the floor when I read your post! My art partna fe life! <BR/><BR/>Just to be clear - I do not want to be Oprah. In fact recently I decided how much I am really over her. I loved her in the past, but now I belong to Ellen!! <BR/><BR/>But your scenic play by play was believable - you only forgot Mariah's wind machine!!<BR/><BR/>I thought you may dig that one Son....that was for all my brown ppl!!PROVOKEMEinchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00224347968999590628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-47863009276177211902008-10-10T07:59:00.001-05:002008-10-10T07:59:00.001-05:00I have to say the following line made me have a he...I have to say the following line made me have a hernia<BR/><BR/>"Only the power of Ganesha kept me from trunk slappin' that beyach. Do you know who I is?!"<BR/><BR/>Dude....you should have have gone "Kali Ma" on her ass and smacked her upside the head with one of those skulls. WTF<BR/><BR/>I feel violated for you both!!!!! lol<BR/><BR/>Great story sugar pie!<BR/><BR/>-SonyaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-89091531682793232162008-10-10T07:59:00.000-05:002008-10-10T07:59:00.000-05:00Wrongbar sells Patrone Tequila for $12 a shot... t...Wrongbar sells Patrone Tequila for $12 a shot... that woulda earned a good 20 minutes of my ear...<BR/><BR/>but if it was Jose Cuervo or (shudder) Souza at 5 1/2 bucks, she woulda gotten 5 minutes...<BR/><BR/>at least you didn't take the typical fag stance on this one... that being that buying you a shot somehow entitles her to a handjob in a bathroom stall...<BR/><BR/>and while Shuan's response is both more interesting and astute than my own, I'll nonetheless leave my own final thought for net time...<BR/><BR/>pepperspray swetheart.<BR/><BR/>Pepperspray<BR/>-Alex DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-89165079462823519592008-10-10T07:58:00.000-05:002008-10-10T07:58:00.000-05:00See this is why your not Oprah...in this instance ...See this is why your not Oprah...in this instance Oprah would have confronted the issues and delved into the "sketchy white woman's" past. This would of course include a hand written letter developed into video diary segment where the "sketchy white woman" would share intimate details of her tormented childhood, abusive father, missing baby daddy...with many shots of her and her child embracing. Oprah would then bring out Dr. Phil...to show her the "REAL" lets "GET REAL" path to change, followed by Dr.Oz assessment, and a home makeover by cutie NATE...This is when "sketchy white woman" would admit that she is a huge Mariah Fan...tears streaming down her face...Mariah would appear give her a hug and then give a heart stopping performance of "Hero" with multiple Mariah smile camera shots and constant finger fluttering...<BR/><BR/>This is when Oprah would go for the jugular...embracing "sketchy white woman" and holding her as she cries tears of joy for altering her life forever...<BR/><BR/>Then from stage left would appear Maya Angelou....to give some final words of wisdom for our now re-awakened powerful "sketchy white woman".<BR/><BR/>In her best Yoda voice MAya would chant<BR/>"How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!"<BR/><BR/>" Be free mighty dove...fly above the confusion of alcoholism, drug-abuse, and bisexuality"<BR/><BR/>At which point Mariah, MAya, and Oprah would group hug her....<BR/>and the audience of reformed bisexuals would erupt in mascara control hand movements and awkward tears.<BR/><BR/>I will leave you with one last Maya quote for you to think about next time you engage a "sketchy white chick"<BR/><BR/>"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."<BR/>-the DaceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-76231738906501438972008-10-09T16:45:00.000-05:002008-10-09T16:45:00.000-05:00Sketchstinct can be taught to you, by ME!! For a l...Sketchstinct can be taught to you, by ME!! For a low fee!! I know me some sketchies.<BR/><BR/>I feel the love and laughs. Mission accomplished!PROVOKEMEinchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00224347968999590628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-79208056573866720632008-10-09T16:42:00.000-05:002008-10-09T16:42:00.000-05:00Where can i get a sketchstinct?Sketchy people and ...Where can i get a sketchstinct?<BR/><BR/>Sketchy people and cool people look the same to me.<BR/>.T.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-27735344569313554372008-10-09T16:41:00.000-05:002008-10-09T16:41:00.000-05:00Parul, there were just too many laugh out loud mom...Parul, there were just too many laugh out loud moments here. Amazing, kudos. You've made the final moments here at work more bearable...<BR/><BR/>DO YOU KNOW WHO I IZ?!<BR/>-StellaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331266719248923937.post-72238843773292474792008-10-09T12:36:00.000-05:002008-10-09T12:36:00.000-05:00Incredible story!!! I love it-NadineIncredible story!!! I love it<BR/>-NadineAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com